Old People Talk Bollocks"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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Boy in shock as grandparents talk about sex in contemporary slang..One fine summers day I was strolling through a less well known area of town, less well known to me that is. Stepping over an upturned Tesco trolley full of empty 'k' bottles what do I hear but a scabby smokers voice describing a "night out on the razz. I got totally twatted like and shagged this random guy, and i fink i got me syphilis or summit".
I looked around and to my horror, standing there having this conversation were two very ugly grandmothers. Grandparents shagging I thought. Has the world sunk this low?
But then, hark, I uncovered my mistake. I had wandered into the nearest council estate, and these grandmothers were only 28. How silly could I have been to think anyone who lived near this place hadnt been knocked up at the tender age of 12...by their brother. Called Spencer.
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