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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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This is a QotW answer The Youth of Today
I was at a bus stop the other day when a couple of homeless looking guys were rolling past drugged up to the eyeballs, and a rather sweet old man who looked about 80 noticed and came over straight away in case I was in any kind of distress.

We had a bit of a chat about what terrible things drugs can do, and isn't it awful how easily available they are, etc, when he came out with one of the greatest things I have ever heard:

'When I was your age, LSD stood for pounds, shillings and pence, and a good trip was when the family went to Blackpool for the day and saw the donkeys!'

God bless you old man, you made my day.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 19:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment Old word plays
Theres a song called "Silly english" somewhere,I think you'd like it.......
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 20:59, closed)
This is a QotW comment That must have been a common phrase...
Because I swear I've heard that before. Unless you posted it before.....
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:33, closed)
This is a QotW comment It may be a commone phrase
although I tried to look it up on google afterwards and couldn't find it.
Still, I'm saving that for when I'm old, despite the fact I'll never be That Old.
(, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:01, closed)

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