Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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not mine, but one of my favouriteqotw replies ever, from juan quar:
I used to look after dotty old pensioners.
They had industrial-grade senility. One told me, 'Never smell of wee. My mother always used to say that. Never smell of wee. And I never have.'
Good advice. We should all listen to Doris's mother.
this nearly made me wet myself the first time i read it...
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rachelswipe are you a clown or a cunt?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:08,
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It's a buggerhow your sense of smell goes when you get old...
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K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:10,
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If you had wet yourselfyou would have smelled of wee, and therefore gone against this sound advice.
I thought all old people smelled of wee anyway? -and Lavender, and Imperial Leather. EDIT and Talcum powder.
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:11,
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I use Imperial Leather:( I must be old.
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Do you use the shower gel or the soap?As long as you use deodorants and don't smell of the soap you'll be ok.
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:30,
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I use the soapI tend to find all other soaps smell of girls.
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That is the sound of peppermint tea hitting my laptop like rainfall.This has made my day!
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Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:55,
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