Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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My brother once told mewhen I was young and he was slightly older, that if you fart, sneeze and burp at the same time you become immortal...
or explode.
you have to ask yourself, is eternal life worth the risk of premature death?
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Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:01,
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I think so...*clicks*
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I'm sure I've done this at some timeAlthough I possibly followed through on the fart.
I didn't explode though, so does this make me immortal?
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K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:33,
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@k2k6Dunno, Try jumping off a building or stabbing yourself. Get it on youtube too and I guess you'll find out :)
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I thinkthat following through negates the effects
can't be sure though
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Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 13:57,
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...Surely implode? *Click*
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I think that the most probable resultis that the density of your body will increase slightly.
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implode would make more sense I suppose@TRL: perhaps a slight increase in density is the secret to immortality.
who knows, or dares to dream!
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Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:40,
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Wouldnt sneezing and burping at the same......force the contents of your stomach down your nose?
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