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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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This is a QotW answer The day before I left for University,
my grandmother told me to "Have sex with fat girls, they'll appreciate it more"

Bless her. This is the same Grandmother who also asked me if the Internet was open on Christmas Day.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:58, closed)
This is a QotW comment Corollary to this
The really hot babes tend to be lousy lays. As someone recently phrased it to me, they just lie there and wait to be serviced.

The most sexually appealing part of any woman is her mind.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:01, closed)
This is a QotW comment TRL, I think you have a point there
And Gibbon, with influences like that from your elder relatives, I'm not surprised that you'll be "coming into Paddington" later.
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment TRL is absolutely right
Very true.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:13, closed)
This is a QotW comment It's better
if you fuck her body though.
(bazmorningstar of Bethlehem Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment Good point TRL
...and good point Thunderdonkey.

Crow, I'm leaving now. See you soon. I have good news.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment Yep, see you in a few hours.
...with big brass knobs on.

edit: baz - ...no, I can't actually think of a suitably witty response. Mindfuck ftw!!
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:20, closed)
This is a QotW comment Not only
May they appreciate it more, but they feel better too :) feeling bones/muscle/sinew on a girl = yucky. Give me a nice soft fat girl any day.
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 16:45, closed)
This is a QotW comment Yes we do!
We also like it if the guy has a bit of meat on them as well.
(I helped save b3ta! big-girl's-baubles fixed her cat flap, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 17:25, closed)
This is a QotW comment *sniggers*
I've got a "bit of meat" on me.

By that I mean I'm a bit chubby. I don't actually have a penis.

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 17:46, closed)
This is a QotW comment You're not chubby.
You're normal sized. You're the right size. I enjoyed feeling you.
(Belgaer is, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 17:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment Stay soft and rounded...
I'd like to have a feel sometime in the future!
(I helped save b3ta! O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:06, closed)
This is a QotW comment His missus got annoyed when I did.
She said "Ahem" very loudly. :(
(Belgaer is, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:19, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oh dear
well, if I can give you a little squeeze*, that'll be plenty good enough.

*no, not there
(I helped save b3ta! O Little Downs of Bethlehem [insert Al here], Fri 20 Jun 2008, 18:29, closed)

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