Never eat raw grape Kool Aid.
You'll pee blue for days.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:27, closed)

And never drink
dodgy grape juice mixed with blavod and Blackcurrent...you'll puke pinkypurple all night
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

If raw Kool Aid didn't taste so bad
I'd try it just to see the blue pee.

Maybe I'll feed it to my kids and see what happens......
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:33, closed)

You can get the same effect
by drinking straight food coloring.

The best is to drink a bunch of red dye and then scream while you piss out crimson. Guaranteed to blue-screen whoever happens to be near.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)

Curses being a girl
and not having people to observe her peeing
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:41, closed)

@ Becky
I'm a girl too. You can always just glance in the toilet after.....

Edit: and I hear there are men who will pay to watch you pee.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)

Even better
if you're a guy with a Prince Albert: take out the piercing and insert a bit of fiber optic so it's pointing out the front, then shine a laser pointer in through the side as you take a leak. It will look like you're pissing fire.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)

If a man is paying you to pee for him
drink a bunch of green dye first so it looks like you're pouring out moldy anti-freeze.

Then take his money and wipe your growler on his shirt.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

Is feeling a bit skint at the moment
tell me more about these men Flirting ,)
( Mary's sexbox explosion makes me The Jesus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 22:48, closed)

Fiber Optic...
*looks at PA*

No. You're not coming anywhere near me with that... just, no.

Well, ok, if you do it first.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 23:30, closed)

These are very bizarre replies...
And yet I can't help thinking how much fun it would be to pee different colours and be a man able to pretend I was peeing fire.
(vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 0:50, closed)

@ Becky
Just start following the free porn.....it will lead you to these kinds of men.

I don't actually know where to find any of them but there are people in the world that will pay for anything
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 21 Jun 2008, 1:56, closed)

Yeah, sorry about that.
I was in a rather bizarre mood last night. I confused and amused my friends at the bar for a bit with odd movie references and strange comments, then came home and had very weird dreams about my mad artist friend doing an art installation at an abandoned house, making it look a lot like something from "Beetlejuice". Add to that something about finding a kitten I had to take care of who was unusually vicious and a lot of girls done up in goth outfits like something out of "The Craft", and it's no wonder I awakened very confused...

Still, I stand by the advice above.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 15:00, closed)

free pron?
easy

bmtorrents.net

a veritable cornucopia of copulation
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 17:28, closed)