Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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How to judge what your girlfriend will look like when she gets old...This is my advice for all you young men out there...
Yes, I suppose you can judge what your girlfriend will look like when she gets older by looking at how her mother has aged.
However....always, always make sure you know what your girlfriend is wearing when you're staying with her parents....
Why?
Because an affectionate pat on the backside is likely to offend if it's not your girlfriend.
That is all.
This public information announcement has been brought to you on behalf of PJM Red-Faced Productions
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 17:51,
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Also.
consider that your girlfriend and her mum may sound very very similar on the phone.
Ensure you have the right one before you begin "whispering sweet nothings".
This public information announcement has been brought to you on behalf of a long ago Red-Faced MrWitch, who still hasn't lived it down
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Teehee!I'd love to say, "Silly men!"
But sadly I'm the one who has committed far, far too many of these types of faux pas.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 18:26,
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Those are very good public announcementsBut I do enjoy watching when they make these kinds of faux pas.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 18:32,
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I thinkboth those stories deserve a click!
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I justspat my drink all over the screen laughing at those. Click
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 19:55,
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extreme dicombobulatoni still shudder at this
i was at my mums, me and mrs spimf had enjoyed our evening had enjoyed a few drinks. we were frisky and wanted to get home - she was whispering things she intended to do to me and generally being a bit filthy
as i was bidding my mum goodbye i was also holding on to mrs spimf (by her left buttock) in a moment of extreme discombobulation i tried to kiss my mum goodbye
i will never forget the look of confusion on my mums face as she said
"why did you just stick your tongue in my ear"
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 20:20,
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