One Night StandsFreddie Woo says: "I was young and desperate, she was older, divorced and was sick on me. Seemed an acceptable criticism at the time." Tell us about your one night stand disasters, or lie about your triumphs.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:05)
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no no, it's really funny, read it again(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:20,
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Skim reading it says 'socially inept blokebloke has crap shag with desperate fat lass' which I assume happens after every single qftw real-world meeting.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:30,
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he was put off his 'fingering technique' by having to move her gunt out of the way(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:50, closed)
Sounds like the sort of woofter who engages in 'foreplay'.What's wrong with just spitting on it and whamming it home like a real man.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:56,
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I see what you're doing here.Angling for an invite to their next baysh.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:03,
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oh boyIt's years since I had an internerd fumbling ineptly with my gunt.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:12,
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