I have a few that i could choose from, I have gone with "The Nobbit - An Unexpected Threesome"
some equally as disturbing as the last and some epic nights.

I will choose a TRUE story that happened about 4 years ago just after i had moved into my new apartment.

First we have to start at the beginning which is approximately 6 months before this event took place, and yes i know the ridicules will come (more than i did anyway) but i don't care honesty is the best policy and all that.

I used to do steroids, Dianabol, testosterone enanthate and trenbalone. It was called a "stack", tren shuts you down hugely, coming off this stuff and not doing PCT properly can lead to serious dysfunction in the trouser department, you may as well be that guy who had his cock chopped off yesterday.

So anyway night out in town, I had been having a casual thing with a lady friend we will call D. Met up with her in town with friends, later on bumped into an old school friend who i used to like, like really like like years ago. Cut to 3am staggering around town now as a rather large group of us and decide fuck it back to mine to carry on.

We get back people are partying, music, drink, massive drugs etc. Miss D and myself and the previous school crush stood in the kitchen and the conversation turns to fantasies, i think that this came from me talking about how i used to fantasize about the ex school friend. The subject turns to threesomes, i say its my fantasy to get my schlong smoked by two hotties at the same time, after a few whispers and giggles and massive drugs they agree (I didnt ask honest).

I sneak off to my bedroom, one joins me,then the next.....AND ITS FUCKING ON! Except IT FUCKING ISN'T ON AT ALL - nothing is happening in the trouser department....no matter how hard they try, now matter how hard i try the one thing i cant do IS GET HARD. Oh the Irony.

Anyway about 3 weeks later we agreed to meet up and do it again and this time it worked.

Believe what you want.

Ashamed.

TL:DR - my cock didn't work - but it does now.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:45, 4 replies)

sympathy replie

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:49, closed)

Sympathy reptile

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:11, closed)

*ridicules*
You're that "fuck" bloke from /board, aren't you?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 17:52, closed)

Possibilities are endless

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:02, closed)