I saw a hot (enough) woman in a pub
so I invited her to join me and my mates at a club I knew. Her mates decided this was fine, and there'd be nothing to worry about, cause I was clearly gay. *shrugs*
Anyway, we got a bit pissed, chatted, danced - the usual, till I invited her back to mine for a smoke.

Along the way, and back at mine, there was much snogging. I provided some dope, we had a joint or two, and she passed out.

That was my best attempt at a one night stand. Some snogging and a comatose bird. I did the decent thing and left her alone. Bah.
( Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 20:33, 4 replies)

Would you like some kind of medal or award for being decent enough to not rape someone?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 20:39, closed)

I certainly would.
Not raping people is my hobby. I'm really good at it. Except for that one time...
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:04, closed)

You didn't rape a comatose woman?
You poof.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:53, closed)

Hang on, if I'm reading this right, the OP is regretting not being a rapist.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04, closed)