The OnosecondWired magazine once defined the 'onosecond' as the time between hitting 'send' and realising that you really didn't mean to send that to your granny.
What inappropriate email/text/photo have you sent to wrong people? Are they speaking to you any more?
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chthonic, Thu 26 May 2005, 10:15)
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Apologies for length, breadth and girthAt my old workplace I was required as part of my IT roll to drive the bosses wife to a house of an employee who had been at our company for a few days. She hadn't shown in for work, no calls and wouldn't answer her phone. Turns out she had yet another attempt to take her life, filling herself full of pills.
We pick her up and take her to the hospital. Needless to say the atmosphere was a little tense... just then a guy parked up on the left hand side of the road swung his door open and jumped out without checking to see if anyone was there. "ARE YOU BLOODY SUICIDAL" I shouted at the top of my voice shaking my fist before crawling backwards into my rectum.
She never did come back to work
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GeordieSteve, Tue 31 May 2005, 21:39,
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