Dragon's Den take 2
By popular demand I will expand on my previous post.

I developed a revolutionary system for the intensive indoor farming of Australian crayfish.

I shit you not.

My highlights include, but were not limited to:

- Duncan Banantyne arguing he knew that restaurants would not wish to buy live crayfish but frozen ones. He should know, he quipped, as he owned a restaurant. Until I pointed out that his chef was one of my customers.

- Deborah "don't call me Debs" Meaden who was out for ethical reasons and said at the end "You came for an investment but turned out to be a bit of a wet fish", to which I replied "No, I came here to see dragons and only found pussycats"

- The foppish-haired Australian one that pointed out transport would be "an issue" and didn't like me informing him that they had been shipped from Brisbane a week earlier courtesy of Singapore Airlines, been down to Cornwall for a few days to recoup before heading to London with me on a train and being cooked by a Michellin starred chef that morning before heading to the studio in a taxi.

Unsuprisingly I was cut to about 15 seconds. I stand by my previous comments - they are all cunts.
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:08, 11 replies)

have a click
because it sounds like you deserve one.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:14, closed)

I like it
good work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:37, closed)

Damn I wish I'd seen that one

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 18:43, closed)

Dragons Den
A bunch of self publicising shysters, who are intellectual pigmies compared to their victims
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:14, closed)

You've done the world a service, mate
thankyou for bringing that gaggle of cunts down to size... god, they really, really, REALLY are cunts, arent they??? *click*
( SpankyHanky, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:43, closed)

I've never seen a whole episode
because I find the silly cunts supremely irritating, but I know the premise. Sounds like you had it pretty much sorted anyway - shame you didn't get the money but at least you gave them an earful of abuse.
(berk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:27, closed)

Why so skeptical?
We fly fresh-caught salmon and crabs down to Seattle and out to Asia several times a day. Nothing surprising about shipping crayfish; unless, as you say, they were just being "cunts".
(FleetlordVT, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:08, closed)

that bannatyne
is a weapons grade CUNT
and deserves to have his stupid leering face burnt right off


fucking scrote
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:02, closed)

Good stuff
And nice to see the Dragons bringing out such bile and vitriol in everyone here! They ARE a bunch of Cunts. :o)
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:21, closed)

What a smug bunch of CUNTS
How much do your crayfish farms cost and can I buy them in the UK? Since my housemate won't let us buy a Javan Rhino*, I may have to settle for a small indoor crustacean farm instead...

* _{Long story: basically when we had mice and rats, we suggested a few cats to sort them out. Then a few dogs to drive out the infestation of prolifically breeding cats. Then something else to drive out the dogs, eventually culminating in us hypothetically having a Siberian Tiger infestation, which we felt could only be driven out of the house by a very determined Javan Rhinoceros. Our housemate has since reneged on the agreement that we could just cut to the chase and get the rhino to drive out the mice...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:24, closed)

Always open to offers
a 1m x 1m pallet bin in the corner of your lounge should see you with 40kg of crayfish once every six months.

You will be the envy of all your friends at BBQ's. I could throw in an old oil drum or some tyres to cook them if you like?
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06, closed)