But then you could have lots of pages open at once
and pretend it was an orgy.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:52, Read More)

Unexpected Cockermouth Flood?
reminds me of my time in the Navy
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:33, Read More)

Cheer up mate,
they were welsh.
(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:03, Read More)

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:14, Read More)

ive always maintained that qotw women are the hottest on b3ta

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:00, Read More)

When I worked one summer in cardiff
I recall buying myself some lunch and smokes in a spar when two young welsh slags came in, each pushing a pushchair with baby in situ. Both got refused for cigarettes on an age basis.

how I laughed
( Vipros what ever you do, don't tell anyone!, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 12:59, Read More)

Chico 4 life, dog

(Monty Boyce teaspooning Bowie's eye out, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:11, Read More)

Gonz
Why does nobody love me?
( big-girl's-blouse is what she is, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:44, Read More)

Everyone who's ever dated you

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:28, Read More)

REM.
'This one goes out to the One-Eyed love'
(DrTugnut2 Francophobe., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:52, Read More)

oooh sugar cube trick? shall i pour it in a jug with a shitload of sugar and ting or what?

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:04, Read More)

Mug someone for petrol money and come here
I'll feed you booze. Skates on, woman.
( Lu, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:01, Read More)

She's so delicious
her body stays vicious
always up in the gym workin' on her fitness
( althegeordie WANTS BERT BANNED!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:58, Read More)

alright rosalicious
so delicious, she's hot hot
so delicious, she puts dem boys on rock rock
so delicious, they want a taste of what she's got
She's Rosalicious
t-t-t-tasty tasty
( Kristine, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:55, Read More)

so-so.
Still trying to decode a tin of alphabetti spaghetti.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:38, Read More)

The alphabites were a coded message.
You were suppose to decipher them. Instead you ate them. Now you'll never find the grail.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:30, Read More)

OH MY GOD, EAGLE EYE CHERRY IS BLACK !

( Pauly pops Got a room going spare., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:05, Read More)

Maybe when his mum died she left him loads of money in her will

but he had to first pay the lawyer £1m to get it...
(NakedApe Cheesemaid for all your breakfast cheese needs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:43, Read More)

Happy Bacon Day.

( Lu, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:26, Read More)

8th rule of fat club
Seconds!
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:28, Read More)