Wait, so what happens when you need to fart?
Does the bag inflate in an invariably comedic way, requiring a little valve to let out the smell of guff?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 7:44, 4 replies)

_paaaarrrrp!pffffffffffff
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 7:50, closed)

What if it's a massive one? Is there a risk of rupturing the bag?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 7:51, closed)

I'd actually quite like to know the answer to this,
although I expect that any gas just collects in the bag.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:02, closed)

Farts still happen, just more comedy value at inappropriate timing.
Ahhhhh luckily there are two small charcoal filters that let the gas out, so goodbye ever smelling my own farts again :( Ohhhh and you have absolutely no control whatsoever as to when you do fart, and yes it is just as loud as it was before. Akward moment in the library the other day.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:30, closed)

Does it parp out of your stoma?
Not trying to be rude or anything but you did say they removed your bumhole.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:33, closed)

Yep pretty much.
Really akward when your meeting your girlfriends parents for the first time and it decides to kick off during a lull in the conversation. What a fun time that was.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:38, closed)

this is so interesting.
do you have to replace the charcoal filter from time to time?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 9:59, closed)

I imagine that would be built into the bags.
?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:06, closed)

cant change the filters
they're built into the bag, just rip the bag off and slap on a new one once your done with it so anywhere betwee 0 and 3 times a day. They work well wnough unless you get them wet either in the shower or from the contents of your bag.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:25, closed)

can you get scented bags/filters?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 13:53, closed)

So your guffs really can smell of roses?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 14:10, closed)

erm not that i know of
I know you can get things you put in your bag to give your shit a hint of roses or whatever but nothing that significantly changes it.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:44, closed)

Outstanding.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:49, closed)

Right. I'm off to kickstarter.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:49, closed)

"'Scuse my belly button!"

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 10:05, closed)

This is better than any answer I could have expected.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 11:07, closed)