Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Dieting secretsOn a bus in Sydney, three 15-ish year old girls at the back of the bus.
Girl 1: I heard that the supermodels eat balls of cotton woll so they expand in their stomachs and means they aren't hungry
Girl 2: Really? I wonder if that would work?
Discussion follows on the merits of cotton wool based diets.
Girl 3: I tried to be bulimic but I don't have a gag reflex.
I wanted to say to her that's a talent which will make her popular in the future but I didn't want to end up on a register.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 7:39, Reply)
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