Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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On the tubeWay back when I lived in London, I was stood on the tube next to two fairly well-off looking city-type lasses. As the tube was pretty much crammed, I was stood almost between them. Thier conversation went like this:
1: I got Chris to try that thing last night, had to get him drunk first though
2: What thing?
1: That thing we were talking about last week
2: Which thing?
1: Y'know, that THING *makes vague hand gesture*
2: What thing? Just saying that thing over and over doesn't help
1: mumble mumble
2: What?
1: MUMBLE MUMBLE
2: WHAT?
1: ANAL SEX!
My head snapping round to look at her gave away that I was listening and they shut up at that point.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 9:24, 3 replies)
Sounds likethe tube was pretty much crammed.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 11:35, closed)
HA!(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:16, closed)
She had to get HIM drunk?That's a first.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:29, closed)
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