Overheard secretsWhen I was a barman, I stood by polishing a glass as a couple had a hushed argument two feet away about what they were going to do now she was pregnant. The bloke promised to leave his wife, but subsequent hushed arguments revealed that he did not. What have you overheard?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:36)
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Shit, I nearly forgot about this one. Happened just a week or so back.I was staying in a hotel in deepest Lancashire (a small village called Croston - no I don't know why either).
It was 6am on the Sunday morning. The entire hotel was awoken by an enormous screaming match between a man and a woman. We don't know exactly where they were in the hotel, but they seemed so close that they may have actually been in my own bathroom.
After 20 mins of a barely decipherable exchange in deep, gutteral Lancs accents, my radar picked out this small gem, from the gentleman:
"I'VE JUST SPENT A FUCKING HOUR LICKING YOUR FUCKING FANNY OUT YOU FUCKING STUPID COW!"
There was precious little else discussed over breakfast.
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Hahahahahaah!(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:23, closed)
An hour?No wonder she was cross with him.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:27,
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