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Things You Still Can't Do Properly Despite Being a Proper Grown UpAn Inflatable Bearded Whumpus asks "What can't you do properly despite the fact you're a fully grown and responsible adult?"
Nothing instills confidence more than overhearing a builder on the site opposite muttering "Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey" to himself.
Basically, stealing the idea from this thread on reddit.
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chthonic, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 10:13)
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Act like a grown up.I still waggle my willy at the mrs when I get undressed, walk away from her with my botty on show when exiting any room in the house, laugh at farts, spend 90% of my time at home playing games or watching cartoons and convincing my son that idiotic "facts" are true. He still believes my brain is made of cauliflower and broccoli as a result of a brain transplant which took place in Africa due to me falling of a giraffe and landing on an angry crocodile.
Despite working fulltime, mortgage, bills and shit, I don't think I'll ever do being a grown up properly. Being a grown up is boring.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:11,
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To be fair to your son, I think we all believe that.(, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 14:24, closed)
Well you'd all be wrong.It was actually replaced with cabbage and kale.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 14:33,
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