adverts
that make up stupid words. fuck you, hubba bubba, there's no such word as funbeleivabubble!

barney.
that stupid, dopey voice, that irritating song, that sickly sweet attitude. i hate that irritating purple cunt!

unnecessary punctuation

pub signs that proclaim "we sell jacket potatoe's"
what? they sell something that belongs to a jacket potato? what is it?
god, that feels good.
(LIMES, Fri 2 May 2008, 1:49, closed)

Barney is still around?
yucko!
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 2 May 2008, 3:28, closed)

yes
nobody has killed him yet, which makes me wonder why.
(LIMES, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:05, closed)

Yeah
Barney needs cunting in the fuck!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:51, closed)

right on!
we need to start a barney prevention group!
(LIMES, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:03, closed)