My shower curtain
Why is it every time I go for a shower, the curtain decides it must cling to every available inch of my skin? And why only mine? Why does my wife get away scot free whenever she goes for a shower. I mean her skin is far nicer than mine, but no, only I get lecherous bastard wrapping itself around me. It's bloody creepy.
(charliesays, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:58, closed)

maybe
your shower curtain is gay?
(zero.coke, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:52, closed)

Tip
wet it with the shower head and stick it to the side of the bath. If its a shower tray, you're buggered. Or you could try a couple of bulldog clips to weigh it down, but they do rust after a while.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 2 May 2008, 16:38, closed)