gaaaaaaaaaah
smartass t-shirts, saying stuff like 'duck my sick' seen often at rock festivals and in adverts in bizarre. I already know you're a lazy, pathetic drunk/drug addict/retard/slut/racist/general tool with a borderline personality disorder, you don't need to point it out by having it emblazoned on your chest.
(Ryuken-Kai, Sun 4 May 2008, 5:17, closed)

i saw a
"Behind every successful woman is a man checking out her ass" tshirt. Which was vaguely witty except it was being worn by a 6 foot tall 6 foot wide ginger man with an ear ring. Frankly, he looked like rapist, assuming he could find his appendage under the belly overhang...
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sun 4 May 2008, 10:53, closed)