The Daily Mail
I know this is blatantly obvious, but it is also tried and true.

Whereas I absolutely understand that The Daily Mail does its best to appeal to the piss-soaked underbelly of this oft-fetid isle, why do they try to perplex the racist masses so? The newspaper contains vaguely truthful, mostly harmful fairytales of immigrants, of gypsies, of gay people, of war; but most of their ‘readers’ can’t - nor want to - read, leading them to an unpleasant conundrum. So what I suggest is that they do is this following:

Make The Daily Mail paper a single page long and on one side publish a series of pictures of things that these mutards are supposed to hate. It will save the log-tongued, foreigner-hating cretins time and save The Daily Mail money!

On the other page, there should be a very large target so that those of us with nourished brain cells know where to heave the heavy objects.
(pidgeony changed her underpants on, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:18, closed)

Whenever the Daily Mail has a story about Eastern Europeans
It always uses the same picture of a queue of a mostly brown people. Without using any words this probably creates two impressions in the typical reader:

a) All of the people in that picture are queuing for the dole.
a) Polish people are brown.

I mean for fuck's sake.
(Cuthbert Annihilator http://www.gamesbooksfilms.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:36, closed)