my own lack of stealth
'what are you doing in the hedge?'

'-'

i couldnt be hiding from you. absolutely not.
(ladyintheradiator, Thu 8 May 2008, 2:58, closed)

erm.....excuse me...
I believe I was in this hedge first.....there is another one over there....

.....unless you brought snacks and drinks. I'd be willing to share if you provide the food...I've been here quite a while...
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 8 May 2008, 3:23, closed)