K2k6
I hope so too. The last big international liner to come from clydebank before the industry collapsed. Wee bit of our local history there.

Sorry for everyone yawning aat this.

* claims 2nd place in boredom competition*
(Scoopfoot loves lamp, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:19, Reply)

Docker's omelette
I usually use the term "land oyster" for this.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:17, Reply)

i met up with her
she was a nutter









'nuff said
(creem all over your face, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:17, Reply)

I once heard...
.. a friend describe a gobbet of phlegm on the floor as a "dockers ommelette"

Now THAT's amusing.
(Vic Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:12, Reply)

Cleveland Steamer
?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:10, Reply)

Mersey Trout
Are we going to have another round of euphemism posts? I hope so, they were funny.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:09, Reply)

Turd Analagies
Does anyone else find the term "Mersey Trout" amusing?
Off topic, just came to me.
(Vic Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:06, Reply)

Scoopfoot
I hope the Dubaians take better care of the QE2 than the Americans did with the Queen Mary. I've been on it in Long Beach and it's been allowed to decay badly, even though it's an upmarket hotel these days.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:06, Reply)

Huzzah
Happy birthday. To you.
Happy birthday. To you.

Happy birthday. Mr President.

Oh, hang on - that's just sinister.....
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:02, Reply)

Did anyone see the QE2 programme....
....on BBC2 the other night. Dead interesting!
My Grandpa helped build that boat at John Brown's in Clydebank.

Ok, not that interesting.
(Scoopfoot loves lamp, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 10:01, Reply)

See below
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday dear AbeFroman
Happy Birthday to You
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:58, Reply)

And 40 years ago today
in 1967, the QE2 was launched.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:57, Reply)

No
But you can have a birthday pint on me
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:56, Reply)

Abefroman
Did you know that today in 1917 - the 1st animal clinic was opened by the RSPCA in Liverpool.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:55, Reply)

Competition
Do I win the having the most birthdays today contest with my grand total of one?
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:52, Reply)

Okaaaaay!
Teran wins the being most competative competion.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:46, Reply)

Competition
No one told me its a competition! *sits and tries to be very very bored* Shouldn't be hard. Boss is off...no customers...IT systems working nicely...
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43, Reply)

Thanks
Nice to win something for a change
(Jugular, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:43, Reply)

Wow!
I think jugular wins the being most bored competion.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:42, Reply)

Gone to my happy place
There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road is where I'll always be

Every stop I make, I'll make a new friend
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Down this road, that never seems to end,
Where new adventure, lies just around the bend.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light
That's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

Instrumental Bridge

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

There's a world, that's waiting to unfold,
A brand new tale, no one has ever told,

We've journey'd far but, you know it won't be long,
We're almost there and we've paid our fare, with the hobo song.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want settle down,
Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

So if you want to join me for a while
Just grab your hat, come travel light - that's hobo style.

Maybe tomorrow, I'll find what I call home
Until tomorrow, you know I'm free to roam
(Jugular, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, Reply)

Blunt
THe one I'd heard was Sir Anthony Blunt. James Blunt is quicker to say though :D
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:39, Reply)

James Blunt
certainly is...

As in "You are a fucking James"
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:38, Reply)

Maybe
It could be...
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36, Reply)

Teran
Is Brad Pitt rhyming slang?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:36, Reply)

Psycho Jelly Babies
I'm sure he posted a picture of a young Brad Pitt
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:35, Reply)

HoN
Jesus
I'm hotter then rwipe, rank 40.

Rathanu rulz!
(rhatanu, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:34, Reply)

Last??
For now...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:32, Reply)

Big Girls Blouse
Haven't we done this before?

***last?***
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:30, Reply)

!!!!!
Woo! last?
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:28, Reply)

JTW
Bastard
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:13, Reply)