Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Opposite StoryNow this isn't so much somone smelling bad at all, but it does relate to a smell.
In essence it's women. All of you.
Well, not all of you....
The office I'm in has questionable air conditioning so even I'm forced to suppress my body gases. (Sorry).
So when a woman the other side of the office sprays about £400 of expensive perfume all over her (about 3 times a day) the smell doesn't so much waft around the room, it more hangs heavy in the air, like a big dark cloud - slowly drifting towards everyone else who take lungfuls of this perfume/air mix and choke.
Worse yet
When she walks past you - you get a second hit which is like someone's jabbed a sodding great fork up your nose too.
It's not just her though, there's 2 of them that do it in varying degrees of "we're going to kill you" levels.
Meh
(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:53, Reply)
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