Pet shop
When I was eighteen odd (and odd) I worked for a pet shop which was part of a chain. Fun job for the young me and I was dedicated. The chain had some fairly customer focused ideas, one of which was offering customers a hot beverage on cold days. We were allocated a supply of teabags, coffee etc which one winter morn ran out.
Being a dedicated soul I ran out and bought some Tetleys out of my own tiny wage, only to be told we couldn't serve the customers anything that wasn't from an 'approved vendor'.
In a fit of pique I took a bag and flung it into the largest fish tank on the premises, one that contained several different groups of types of fish. While it did murk the tank up the different groups did seem to rather enjoy the addition to their tank, genuine displays of affection were witnessed (as much as you can tell with fish anyway).
That was the last time I encountered pet tea of fish shoals.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 18:41, 7 replies)

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( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:18, closed)

Yes they do.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 22:04, closed)

You've got a shit eating grin plastered on your face, haven't you?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 19:51, closed)

Yes I have.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 22:05, closed)

Go and stand in the corner.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 20:08, closed)

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(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 22:05, closed)

Splendid

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