Petty OfficialsBob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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International football transferMy neighbour moved from Belgium to Australia. He had played football for his town in Belgium: when he got to Australia he also wanted to play for his local club there. Before they allowed him to play he had to get a document from Belgium to prove that he had not played at an international level, and had received no pay for playing, and therefore was not a threat to the Aussie football world. This document had to be translated by an official translator and delivered to the Aussie Football Association. All of this took several months. My neighbour was 8 years old.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:30, 2 replies)
I live in BelgiumYou get paid to play as an adult at the village cup level...
But rates do go up exponentially even if you reach 1st division.
Cue to them not being very good at the pro level.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:28, closed)
Well yeah,but my neighbour was only 8
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:34, closed)
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