you see
I wrote my annoyance having been beaten first so I wouldn't have to bother editing later.

Good, eh!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, 1 reply)

The chances of intelligent life occurring is very low
An Earth like planet has approximately 0.01% of harbouring intelligent life according to Professor Andrew Watson of the University of East Anglia.

Discuss.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, 13 replies)

Didn't you know dahlings....
Last is the new first.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Al
Failed again?
( Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Last!
DOH!

*fumes*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:50, Reply)

I was last
Before it was cool to be last.

I was once so last that I was first.
( Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:50, Reply)

Ha.....
This is just the beginning. I've been on this board trying to be last while you were in shorts me-lad.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:49, Reply)

O_o
Why am I looking at your dog?
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:49, 1 reply)

This is my first time.....
trying to be last! Does it usually go on so long?
(Pork2311, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:48, Reply)

While we're killing time
Might as well ask:

Anyone know how to go about belt selection for use with motors?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:48, 6 replies)

now I need to buy beer for the blokes who don't drink prosecco
what is a good lager? Is it the one on offer in Somerfield?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:41, 16 replies)

On
A completely unrelated topic, I've recently discovered the joys of e-book torrents.

Just downloaded a library of 800+ science fantasy and science fiction books.

OK - I've read at least 400 of them but that still leaves 400 I *haven't*.

*Drools*

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:36, 9 replies)

Voices in my head
No! I won't do it......
(Pork2311, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:31, 5 replies)

Isolation in my head...
Today I am mostly fantasizing.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:26, 14 replies)

Going To Sleep
By myself.

Not a phobia but it is a dislike. Mrs Legless is on call tonight and is still at the bloody hospital merrily drilling holes in peoples bones who have been either stupid or unlucky.

She's been at work since 6 this morning (now 11.25pm here). When she finally does get home, she has to be in at 6am tomorrow as well.

And a lot of you people think doctors have it easy.....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:24, 6 replies)

Splendid isolation
I have my own office.
Today I am mostly napping.
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:22, 2 replies)

I'm so bored
I may even teach myself how to do Sudoku...

*makes no sense of the mystical numbers*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:21, 3 replies)

Ooooooh
cockrags.

*starts working in a huff*
*makes misktake and becomes more huffy*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:18, Reply)

I am shuffling bits of paper around
It makes me look busy
(Pork2311, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:18, Reply)

I share an office
But we're having a paper fight and listening to AC/DC.

*rocks*
( Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:14, 23 replies)

This
Is where I have an advantage in that I can just stay up all night and work instead of doing it now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:13, Reply)

Haha!
I have a whole afternoon of bugger all to do but make the boss cups of coffee.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:13, Reply)

I have my own office
no one knows I am not working....
(Pork2311, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:13, Reply)

Yes!
The flesh is willing, but the mind is weak, young man.
( Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:12, Reply)

OK!
Alright, I quit!

You lot win, i've got to go and do some work

*shakes fist*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:11, Reply)

I'm scared of
going to do some work, in case the new question appears.

But I'm going to have to do it.

Damn.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:09, 2 replies)

considering i'm posting this from the toilet on my phone
its made me think.

Is it a phobia if it's regarding losing bowel control after you die?

On topic! yay!

EDIT: my phone does not have a toilet.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, 5 replies)