PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Dentist 1 Snugglesacks 1Where the Phobia Began
I was about eight year old and need a filling in my tooth.
My parents take me to our local dentist.
Sitting in the rather large chair with some scary women that smelt like feet looking in my month, telling me I need a filling and a tooth removed.
Queue the biggest needle I’ve ever seen in my life! Being shoved into my mouth with no warning!
“AHHHHHHHHHH! You bitch!”
Queue smack across the head from my dad!
Half way through drilling the worst pain id ever felt in my life!
The dentist hadn’t numbed my mouth properly and hit a nerve!!!
“You (continues profanities ........................ impressive knowledge for an eight year old, common when you are brought up in Newcastle)”
Queue mum and dad pinning me in the chair till the dentist had finished and then being grounded for 6 weeks for the impressive use of profanities!!!
From that moment on I was never going to the dentist again!
10 years later
Needing to go to an emergency dentist and I have the biggest swelling and pain in my mouth I’ve ever seen, and being dragged by my hair to the dentist by my flat mate.
In nothing but a pair of hot pants and a bikini top! (See My boobs story and picture link on my profile)
Enter the fittest dentist I’ve ever seen and the biggest grin on his face as he sat down!
I swear he was extremely pleased to see me!!!
He asked me to relax as he looked at my teeth! Again queue a bigger needle being shoved in my mouth!
This time I decided to fight!
I bit the dentist so hard it took my flat mate and the dental nurse to ply me off the dentist!
Dentist is now cursing and decided to sedate me!!!! Now that was the best thing in the world!
Still I’m never again going to the dentist again but think I should have tried to get his number first before I bit him!
Well that’ll teach them!
Dentist 1 - Snugglesacks 1
Till next time.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:57, 2 replies)
needles in the gumI had a dentist at one place I lived and although I didn't like him much as a human he had a very uncanny ability to give you a shot without you even knowing it.
He'd hook a finger in your cheek and waggle it, apparently you were so focused on the cheek waggle that the needle stick went by unnoticed!
I asked him when he was going to give me the shot and he said "Oh that's done already" so perhaps they should teach that trick to baby dentists while they are still learning their trade.
(, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:43, closed)
queueIf you're going to use "queue" quite so often in a story, please (for the sake of my eyes) learn the difference between "cue" (as in "cue VT") and "queue" (as in "please form an orderly queue")
/pedant
(, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 0:54, closed)
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