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An old, old friend of mine will not eat/drink any hot liquid. Tea, coffee, soup etc do not pass his lips.

Which would be odd enough if he wasn't in the Army. He managed to survive a tour of duty in the Serbian mountains in winter without a brew.

Who's the pickiest eater you know? How annoying is it? Is it you?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 13:11)
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for those who aren't yet bored ...
I came home from work one day to find my girlfriend lying on the dining table dressed in nothing but foodstuffs. Her sumptuous breasts were daubed with custard, a trail of M&Ms trailed down to her bikini line and her nethers were coated in slight 'panties' of whipped cream.

Moving straight to dessert, I set about slurping the custard from perky nipples and worked my way down to the cream, which proved tricky to lick from the folds and crevices of her freshly waxed ardour. Still, I persevered and mamaged to extract all the cream as she wriggled and moaned. When she was food-free. I unleashed my now quivering tool and positioned myself between her splayed legs to enter her wet hotness.

"Not so fast" said she. "I'm hungry." And she whipped out a jar of chocolate spread, with which she proceeded to grease up my shaft, paying particular attention to the engorged tip. Before could say 'chocolate cock' she had swallowed my length and was working it with a busy tongue.

I was just about ready to shoot my own cream when she whipped out a courgette from her hidden cache of foodstuffs and inserted into her burning hole ... right at the moment my molten jizz gushed forth across her electric tongue. She was coming as it pulsed down her throat.

"Hold on a sec," I said. "Aren't you allergic to nuts?"
"Shit! Call the ambulance - I'm going into anaphylactic shock!"
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:08, closed)

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