What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Just say no kidsWhen dumping a drug dealer over the phone from a different country, it helps seal the deal if you laugh* when he tells you the police are kicking his door in.
It helps even more if you tell the policeman who takes the phone off said dealer that you would appreciate him reiterating the message.
*Not that I could help it; I didn't realise he was serious...
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:43,
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Which country?Columbia?
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big-girl's-baubles is tired of fighting the inevitable, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:44,
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This surely has to beexpanded upon in august.
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althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:46,
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He was in WalesI was far away in England.
Have you never seen Twin Town?
Al - There's another story about this chap in my profile. Will find it. He was mental, proper batshit mental.
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:47,
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I bet the policemanhad a bloody good laugh in the pub later. In fact, he's probably still dining out on the story!
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