What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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Another one with an extra layer of iced guilt toppingIn no particular order of hideousness, over the protracted, drawn out, on/off/on/off last three years of a collapsing six year relationship, and after the first ‘this isn’t working, we’re both so unhappy, I…
Slept with one of his mates while boyfriend was in the room…
Slept with (another) one of his (engaged) mates
Did the dancing tongues thing with most of his mates – male and female
Had relationships with (at different times) two women (before anyone asks, no, he was never allowed to watch – they were two separate things)
Was daft enough to answer questions about all of the above, during one of *those* conversations…while he was tripping
Moved away and utterly forgot I had a boyfriend…including when he came to visit
Got together with a drug dealer for a while
Took copious amounts of speed/smoked myself into stoned oblivion every time we were together to minimise talking (or at least talking sense) opportunities
He finally took the hint, or perhaps, I finally made it clear, when I permanently left the country.
I want to add the explanation that this was when I was a very, very unhappy, scared, lonely and mixed up person. I am happy and shiny and nice and lovely now. Honest.
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:07,
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You ARE niceAnd lovely and happy now!
I'm glad you're not like this still, it's not fun messing yourself up like that.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:10,
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^ och c'mon Kaolit is kinda fun, but also ultimately self-destructive.
Glad you're on top of stuff now, ancrenne.
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crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:14,
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group hug?c'mon, you know you all want one ;-)
(I'm glad you are happy and shiny now too)
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Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:15,
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yeah, group hugand cake too
*passes round cake*
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Aw, thanks people*mmm*
Bit warm in here with all this hugging. Can we have an icecream cake?
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:21,
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*pricks up ears*Cake?
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Hug?Woohoo!
EDIT: Also, *click* for shiny ancrenne!
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Devil_In_Stockings has been an 'acceptable' boy this year, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:35,
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dancing tongueshow can anything bad sound that lovely?
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clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:48,
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There's too much talk about cake nowadays.I'm trying to loose weight you guys. Give a girl a break here.
*hugs ancrenne*
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big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:50,
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@BGBI'd rather give a girl a "cake".
arf.
But seriously, internet cake is like chips from a mans plate, it contains no calories.
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althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:54,
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@ancrenneI am glad you're a happy shiny nice lovely person too!
*makes icecream cake*
*decorates with pink kittens*
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Yay to the shiny new ancrenne!* hugs *
* eats cake *
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mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:52,
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