What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Not off to the best start..First date tonight, and I haven't even shaved my minge.
I don't have high hopes.
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Don't shave, it's terrible for your skinGo and get a nice Brazilian instead.
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Don't worrySome men like a bit of a bush.
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big-girl's-baubles thinks everything tastes better than skinny feels, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:06,
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ouch, no shavingjust trim - far easier and safer.
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what's even worse,you're a man?
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Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:08,
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I think it is..scientifically proven that should you go on a date without shaving ones legs and flaps - you are without a doubt going to get it on...
for me, unfortunatly thats included the girls chest and back.. but thats another story entirely.
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pfffffft.Fear not, I'm sure in such a situation I would be more than happy so long as I was forewarned.
"Mind you don't get tangled up down there, son, forgot to weedwhack" should do.
Being handed a machete and an explorers hat would probably perturb me slightly though.....
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 2:56,
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