What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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Anyone want to rent a Marine?I've given this loads of thought: any ladies out there that need to get the message across to your beau that you want to stop seeing them, gaz me. Help finance my trip and I will come over in my fatigues, battle rattle, boots and "USMC SNIPER" t-shirt and do the deed for you.
The way I see it: it's a win win.
edit: I can act too, so I can pretend to be your new boyfriend and we can pretend snog. No extra charge for the pretend snogging.
Form an orderly queue ladies.
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 5:56,
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I think if someone scared off a weirdovia the use of scary marine outfits and large muscles, it wouldn't just be a pretend snog.
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Bats is selling cheap computer bits. Gaz for details., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 7:24,
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*thinks*If all us B3tans clubbed together, would you be willing to do a tour of the UK sorting out all our ex's? I know my ex could definatly need some "assistance" in fixing her mind... you'd think her living in Sacrborough and me living in Oxford would be barrier enough!
I suppose a bit of snogging is out of the question as well?
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For God's sake Citadel.I think that if you turn up dressed as a marine, you won't find any problems getting a snog from B3ta ladies.
I'm pretty sure there's a few B3ta guys here that would like it as well ; )
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big-girl's-baubles is going to ask someone out and it could be you, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 8:10,
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Not you......chickenlady.
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*queues for the pretend snogging*
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:20,
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NO!Too much.
Too early.
Wait until after lunch.
First the picture of you in hotpants, now this...
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:25,
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Oh come on, you just need a little foreplay.Would you like me to perform a sexy dance for you?
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:27,
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No.I would like a coffee.
And some painkillers.
And a fresh tomato.
And a US Marine.
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Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:28,
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I don't have a tomato....would these fresh plums do...?
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:29,
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Aaarrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!You say this now!!??
Why couldn't you have offered this service some time last year? Eh?!
Bloody men!
They're like buses and policemen - there's never one around when you want one and then they come along in multiples.
Gah!
and a uniform too!
Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger.
Lend it to PJM will ya! ;-)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:54,
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Uniform?....*jumps to front of the queue*
I could do with some ex's sorting out!
(ahem, yes, I am indeed female..)
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Bathory, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:54,
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@BathoryIf you remove the "ex's" from that sentence above, I dare say any number of us would put on a uniform...
*stoops to AlBert Kaol's level*
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K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:13,
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@ K2K6So true.
Do you know how many traffic wardens I've molested in the past?!
And a certain gentleman had me believing that he owned a full naval uniform - you know the white ones like 'An Officer and a Gentleman'...He kept telling me it was at the dry-cleaners.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:27,
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Hmmm*assaults passing policeman*
*steals uniform*
*dons*
*awaits female interest*
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K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:33,
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HmmmClostest thing I have to a uniform is my Gi. MOre like pajamas really.
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HHmmm...Good thing I'm not nearly as far away as being across the pond.
And the cops here are geting boring...I could do with a change of pace. I'll just have to find some ex's as a good excuse.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:42,
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I posted this late last nightAnticipating I would get flamed on because I posted something that was more than slightly off topic!
God, I had no idea there were so many twunts over there needing sorting out!
Righty-ho.
Please gaz me a list of your city/town and I will start mapping out the operation for eventual, late summer, early fall deployment.
Semper Fi Ladies (oh, erm, and guys?)
Citadel
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:48,
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