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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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This is a QotW answer I used to write on my hands
One hand would say, 'Will you be my boyfriend?'

The other would say, 'You're dumped'.

One boy, I had to show the latter to three times before he stopped chasing me round the playground.

But then we were just six, and he couldn't read much yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:08, closed)
This is a QotW comment Heehee!
I likes it alot. I'm going to take note of this, and hopefully never have to use it in the future.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:11, closed)
This is a QotW comment Just don't tattoo it
And anyway, I hope you never need to use it as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:16, closed)
This is a QotW comment That's oddly cute
in a rather bizarre way.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:28, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oddly cute and bizarre?
You've just described b3ta...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:38, closed)
This is a QotW comment Nah, b3ta has a few more words.
Like sick, funny, shagadelic...
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:41, closed)
This is a QotW comment b3ta
is everything you want it to be and some things you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment spakkaman,
that should be the b3ta tagline!
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:58, closed)
This is a QotW comment *agrees with Bert*
that is indeed a great tagline.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:02, closed)
This is a QotW comment B3TA
As addictive as crack, but free.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:04, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ Clendrix...
Don't say that, you'll attract all the whores...

On second thought, is that a bad thing? ;)
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment really depends
on their opinions on best creatures to battle with, leg humping and models of themselves on shelves.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:21, closed)
This is a QotW comment Meh,
pay 'em enough and they'll agree to/with anything, won't they?

What's the battling creatures bit about?
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:25, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^Ask Kaol...
...it was a converstion born from the Great B3ta Fire Incident. I think I ended up signing up to be one of his willing slaves, along with acrenne, but hopefully he's forgotten about that now.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:30, closed)
This is a QotW comment If it envolves him having females as slaves...
willing or unwilling, he's not gonna forget it.

Especially now that you've just reminded him. ;)
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:31, closed)
This is a QotW comment @clendrix
I take my duties as Kaol's groupie very seriously.

Or I would so if I ever get told what they are.
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:31, closed)
This is a QotW comment I think they just envolve...
*payments*, Ancrenne.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:33, closed)
This is a QotW comment I wonder where he is?
I don't mind being a faithful follower, but I do note we didn't get any robes, so I'm a bit miffed.
Besides, there's bound to be dissent when the leader wanders off. I need firm hand...
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:34, closed)
This is a QotW comment He's probably playing with knives...
Or imagining what he could do with his groupies.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment *dissents*
hard
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment I think Kaol
is suffering a hangover today. he said yesterday that he'd be quiet today :-)

the creatures came about when he asked me and others what the largest or toughest creature we could take in an unarmed fight was....
(I helped save b3ta! Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:39, closed)
This is a QotW comment oh that's right...
...he did say that. let's all go round to his house with trumpets.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:40, closed)
This is a QotW comment aye, he went-a-drinking last night I believe,
and then tonight he's getting free wine too, or was the free wine yesterday? Pah, who knows... He probably drank enough for both nights.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:40, closed)
This is a QotW comment The free wine was yesterday
But it didn't happen. It turned into free vodka.

Lucky, lucky Kaol...
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:41, closed)
This is a QotW comment Which he then stole apparantly...
Serves him right

*whistles down Kaol's ear*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:43, closed)
This is a QotW comment @belgaer
What, no ear sexing today?
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:46, closed)
This is a QotW comment Just a quick rant...
Why the hell to agencies have such bad grammar and spelling? Seriously, go and look through Reed at a few of their jobs, it's terrible. They use capslocks on bits that aren't even important too.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:47, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ear sexing is reserved for you,
and a select few others, their names are; Wimmin and Folk.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:47, closed)
This is a QotW comment @Belgaer
You are such a charmer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:50, closed)
This is a QotW comment I know, it's no wonder you want this...
*licks his finger and runs it down his chest, accompanied by a hissing noise*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment ppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt
anyway. I've got to go to another campus now. Probly not back online until this eve/over the weekend, unless the meeting finishes nice and early.

Have fun without me *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:54, closed)
This is a QotW comment *gets his doll of Ancrenne out to keep him company until she returns.*
I'll try my hardest to cope.

*Starts crying already*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment Wow, I must be
Amazing.
You all talk about me when I'm not here.

*puts on sunglasses*
*drinks coffee*

I was in a meeting. Thought I was going to sream at some idiots.
Managed to drop in the phrase "As useful as a prick on a Bishop" to shocked silence.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:58, closed)
This is a QotW comment *pats Kaol on the head*
There there.

*gestures for the men in white coats to grab him*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:00, closed)
This is a QotW comment nice phrase
pretty useful then?

if you are referring to acts on young boys
(I helped save b3ta! Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)
This is a QotW comment It was deliberately ambiguous.
*clutches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:03, closed)
This is a QotW comment .
Goodbye ancrenne

* waves *

* cries *
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:03, closed)
This is a QotW comment .
Nice phrase Kaol

@Belgaer
I now imagine one man in a black coat taking on a horde of white-coats.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:08, closed)
This is a QotW comment Haha, that's fantastic!
*puts on leather trenchcoat*
*grabs knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:10, closed)
This is a QotW comment Gulp!
*Removes white lab coat*

*stashes*

*looks nonchalant*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:10, closed)
This is a QotW comment It's cool K2k6...
You have all sorts of acids and electric crap you can throw at Kaol before he gets close to you... Don't you?
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:13, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oh yes...
*mixes up nasty, toxic, explosive chemical concoction*

*rigs door handle to 80kV supply*

*stands by with oxy-gas torch*

*shakes a bit*

Kaol has said that he doesn't want to fight me though, so I should be OK.

*checks over shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment Haha! My plan worked
*hits K2k6 over the head and steals his invention*

Who needs science when you can get other people to do it all for you and then use a good ol' bludgeon to the head technique? :)
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:21, closed)
This is a QotW comment BOYS!
What DO you think you're doing?!!!!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:23, closed)
This is a QotW comment yes
they are being naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)
This is a QotW comment Damn!
*rubs lump on head*

Too many doors in this lab. I can't watch them all.

Any cake going, HLT? I think I need some after Belgaer's dirty tricks.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:25, closed)
This is a QotW comment there are cookies in the kitchen
of my office

I'll eat some for you if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:26, closed)
This is a QotW comment och yes
there's always cake for you, k2k6...

I made big bendy chocolate chip cookies today!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:26, closed)
This is a QotW comment belgaer
what's going on with you lately? humping? violence?
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:27, closed)
This is a QotW comment "what's going on with you lately? humping? violence?"
Oh Christ...
He's turning into me :|
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:28, closed)
This is a QotW comment Thanks HLT
*accepts big bendy chocolate chip cookie*

I was going to go to a meeting at 1pm today. I just checked the e-mail to see where it was being held, and noticed the line:

"The meeting will be held at 12 noon in..."

Bugger. Ah well. Too late now.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:29, closed)
This is a QotW comment Nah, I'm not turning into Kaol,
I don't like rope.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:32, closed)
This is a QotW comment Re: what do I think I'm doing?
I'm having fun, it's what boys do, it's alright, we're just playing.

*looks all innocent and cute*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:32, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ Belgaer
Don't think you can get round me like that young man. Now go straight to my room!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment *grins*
Okay, miss, will do miss, right as you say, miss.

*dawdles (sc?) off to HLT's room and starts jumping on her bed*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:39, closed)
This is a QotW comment .
"Too many doors in this lab. I can't watch them all."

That's a metaphor for the QOTW. Toomany threads active at once.

Am glad I found the one with the daily cake-round.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:42, closed)
This is a QotW comment i love it when you all do as you're told
obey me!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:42, closed)
This is a QotW comment HLT
Kids will do anything for Dairylea cake.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:44, closed)
This is a QotW comment Yes, Miss,
what is your next wish, miss?
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:45, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ Belgaer
It involves knives, marmelade and the next 45 minutes.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:47, closed)
This is a QotW comment I'm there.
Fuckin' there.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:50, closed)
This is a QotW comment Sounds superb!
Do I have to sign anything in blood before we start?

Ah fuck it, what is it anyway?
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:50, closed)
This is a QotW comment no, no signing involved
and surely you don't need me to tell you?

Kaol knows.

He knows all right...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment I think
HLT's making marmalade sandwiches for the WI coffee morning tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:51, closed)
This is a QotW comment *is innocent and inexperienced*
*cries at his misfortune*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:53, closed)
This is a QotW comment *points and laughs*
*cuts up sandwiches*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:54, closed)
This is a QotW comment *hits Kaol over the head with his bludgeon
and adds him to the pile with K2k6*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:54, closed)
This is a QotW comment hee hee hee!
got you!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ HLT
Got who?

Who what when where how?

*confuzzled*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:01, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ Belgaer
I made you think that crafting marmelade sandwiches for 45 minutes somehow required you to sign things in blood, which it doesn't, so we all laughed and stuff.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:07, closed)
This is a QotW comment Careful!
He has models of us on his shelf.

I didn't laugh.

*fulsome smile*
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment Yeah... But... But...
*cries more and goes to sulk behind a rock*

You're all evil and I hate you!!!!

*slams imaginary door*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, closed)
This is a QotW comment *remembers his models*
*takes the cake away from HLT's model and replaces it with (edit) Kaol and his knives*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:12, closed)
This is a QotW comment I didn't laugh too much though
It makes my head throb.

No, not that head, you bunch of pervs
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:13, closed)
This is a QotW comment temper, temper
*tempts out from behind rock with cake and/or other pleasurable stuff*

Ooh, salad, I LOVE salad!

really, I do! I enjoy a balanced and varied diet OF CAKE
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:13, closed)
This is a QotW comment Does the other pleasurable stuff have to be edible?
and can I choose whatever I want?
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:14, closed)
This is a QotW comment um...
ok, you choose...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:19, closed)
This is a QotW comment *emerges from behind his rock
and loves HLT on the leg*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:21, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ Belgaer
which leg?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:25, closed)
This is a QotW comment Both,
I move at the speed of light, hopping from one leg to the other within seconds of eachother
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:28, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oh, ok
Mind you don't get caught between them then.

*winks*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment Why, if I wasn't the gentleman that I am
and didn't consider you to be the lady you are, I'd think you were almost suggesting that I get stuck in between.

*cough*
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, closed)
This is a QotW comment Who, me?
*coughs*
*looks at rock*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:50, closed)
This is a QotW comment *follows HLT's eyes to where she's looking
ends up looking at his crotch*

That ain't no rock, dear.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:58, closed)
This is a QotW comment @HLT
Bet you're wishing it was a rock cake!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:59, closed)
This is a QotW comment @k2k6
Not this time!

Edit: but i might still eat it.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:01, closed)
This is a QotW comment @K2k6
it's not a rock cake, but she can still eat it if she likes. ;)
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:02, closed)
This is a QotW comment I think it's time
you two got a room.

*sticks fingers in ears*

*sings la la la*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:10, closed)
This is a QotW comment *skuttles off, card in hand, to find a nice lickle cheap motel*
Oi oi, sailor.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:13, closed)
This is a QotW comment Belgaer!
There'll be none of that! You're supposed to be finding gainful employment, not sloping off to cheap motels. Besides, cheap? Very wrong. Poor HLT.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire Bring on the Jazz Chickens!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:29, closed)
This is a QotW comment Pfft, I'm gonna have to resort to selling my body soon methinks
it isn't going great. :(

Anyway, I wouldn't normally buy cheap for someone as wonderous as HLT but as you said, I'm unemployed.
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:48, closed)

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