Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With YouAlexxx says "We've all gone a little too far at one time or another to get a girl, or a guy, to sleep with us. I've a friend who spent close to a thousand pounds orchestrating a terrible day for a collegue, so he could comfort her and get in her knickers. Only to find out she had a boyfriend, who proposed in order to cheer her up."
So, how far have you gone?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 9:01)
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A couple from the archives here:For the chance of sharing my little single bed with the under-age girl-of-my-dreams when I was a horny jeune homme, I let her Mum sleep on the floor in the same room for a couple of days...now there's odd. My underpants were stretched beyond redemption before the second morning and my scrotum resembled an under-ripe kiwi fruit.
On a different tack (and according to my calculator) - in order to get the present Mrs Grimsdale to perform intersting and various acts of a sexual nature with me roughly 1,700 times, I agreed to dedicate my life to her and keep my filthy paws off all others....
...since 1985.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 14:56, closed)
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