The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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circa 1994, sittingin a parked car, in a pub car park in swadlincote in my mums renault five, with three mates
filth turn up and search us, which basically meant rifling thru our roll up backy.
pig - do you have any wacky backy on you lads?
muppet mate - no, are you selling?
we got told to hop it.
more recently i ran thru richmond train station bound tightly in a large amount of gaffer tape past two rozzers, and they didnt even bat an eyelid.
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