The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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we were driving homefrom a pool game in walsall with a mate of mine eddie driving, he has just passed his test the week before and was the model of the perfect driver, never speeding, always indicating, you know the kind. Any way on coming through the one way system we are being followed by a police car. eddie turns to me and says "can we go left here?" due to the one way system i wasnt too sure, thus he precieded on right instead due to "better not, there is a police car behind us". 30 secs and 2 corners later we come to a screeching halt (no ABS in those older fiestas) due to him not noticing the red light from the most absurdly placed set of traffic lights known to man.
"eddie, is that police car still behind us?"
*cue blue falshing lights*
"guess thats a yes then"
*cue me sitting in a cold fiesta with no radio for another hour while he gets to wait in a nice warm volvo, till another police car comes long to hand them a bretaliser as they had run out. (but i guess that happens quite alot on a fri night in walsall)
xx kramit
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 11:39, Reply)
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