The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Achtung!My mate got hold of an old German stick grenade, Spanish Civil War vintage. Long story short, we "accidentally" let the thing off in some woods up near Henley.
There was this blue flashing light. Lots of them, in fact, and the cops had us cornered in a copse.
Thinking on our feet, we sold them some cock-and-bull story about a meteorite, and "there's a bloody great crater over there, officer" and we managed not to get arrested.
Instead, they called loads of scientists, who took samples and stuff and went away again, somehow corroborating our story.
The front page of the Henley Standard, quoting direct from the police blotter read: "Lads Meteor Scare", proving that the Thames Valley's finest will believe anything...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 11:44,
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