The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I was at a "rave" in the mountains one eveningat about 9 in the morning I had put on my waterproof hiking gear and was lying on a picnic table a few hundred yards from the party, with my backpack as a pillow, smoking a joint
Like your friend and mine Craiiig Daaaaavid I "chilled on sunday"
anyway, these two cars roll up and a bunch of burly coppers bundle out.
"good evening officer" I said "there appears to a bit of a racket going on up there, dodgy looking characters about"
"That's what we're here for" says plod
"good good" I reply and the law marches across a small river, through the forest towards the blaring techno which I imagine can be heard at least a mile away
Myself, I rolled of the table, ninja'd my way to the car park, woke the designated driver and spirited ourselves away
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 11:59,
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