The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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The London Metcaught me weeing against St Pauls. I had no idea what it was because the cathedral is very big and I was very close up. They forgave me but God never has.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 13:42,
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