The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Aaaawwwhhhoooooooggggghhhhhhhaaaaaaa, officer?My mate is a new copper down in London, in some hellhole. Anyway, last week he was working as the officer who books people in or something like that. 3-4 cops dragged in a big black dude. Apparently the big black dude was steeling tuna and bread from a wee corner shop. Nothing very exciting about that, but...... the big black dude used to be Shadow out of Gladiators! Apparently he is now a smack head!
Gladiators Ready? Needles steady? Injected!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 10:59, Reply)
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