Beards
For some reason, I don't like men with beards, or any form of facial hair longer than a few mm. I seem to think that they're bad people.

It's even worse if they also wear those big 1980s style glasses, then I think that they're a sex offender.

I also don't like men with goatees or moustaches.
(flying-fox, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:09, 11 replies)

Good job I just shaved mine off then!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:27, closed)

Undercover peado

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:31, closed)

No no, waterproof rapist.
I languidly lurk in lakes, lying in lassitude until a lusciously lovely lady locomotes by.

/Lords that was difficult.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:54, closed)

Stubble off the port bow, Cap'n Gaybeard!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:00, closed)

Lords, what is that shadow?
Is it the mast? Nope, just Woodside.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:47, closed)

I'm a vision of beauty.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:06, closed)

You're a vision of something mate.
Not sure it's beauty, not that I'm one to talk.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:17, closed)

I have a thing
for beards and big muzzies.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:10, closed)

Bald head, goatee,
and six-inch plaited rope of beard hanging from chin.

I listen to that evil, devil-worshipping 'heavy metal' music, too. You wouldn't like me. I'm a bad man.

No glasses, though, so there's a relief, eh? Sheesh...
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:56, closed)

good because men with beards don't like you either

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:16, closed)

That's not prejudice
That's just common sense
( electric_goat, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:45, closed)