ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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I came upstairs because I needed a shit.It was 7.30pm.
I noticed Mrs Norris had left the PC on in the spare room.
I thought "ooh, I haven't read qotw on b3ta for ages, I'll have a quick look."
It's 11.20pm.
I still need a shit.
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:21, 3 replies)
Been there, done that* click *
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 20:40,
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I'm doing that right now...Been farting all morning in the office (and oh do they stink) because I can't be bothered to walk the hundred yards or so to the loo. I will go soon, but I have to make sure my phone is fully charged so I can play tetris or soduko in peace.
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snee held his breath since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:46,
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