Whatever it is Richard Littlejohn calls himself
"boo to immigrants" he chants, whilst living in Florida

"boo to fat cat managers" whilst getting paid a small fucking fortune for maintaining that the phrases "yuman rites" and "elf n safety" are still witty after 2.8 femtoseconds.

I hope someone puts ebola in his tea bags the shoe-faced cunt.

Edit: The same goes for Jan Moir
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:32, 8 replies)

"I hope someone puts ebola in his tea bags the shoe-faced cunt"
is a work of literary genius.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:33, closed)

^^^
Just what I was going to say!
(Stuffed Chimp, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:38, closed)

und ich auch

(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:13, closed)

Read this ...
... and wish the obvious RLj character was for real

www.brookmyre.co.uk/books/a-snowball-in-hell/
(Biff..., Thu 27 May 2010, 14:39, closed)

You could substitute....
Littlejohn's name could easily be swapped for Kelvin McKenzie, Jon Gaunt, Jeremy Clarkson, Chris Moyles etc.

As a profession they could be labelled Gobshites.

A pox on all their houses.
(Barnetboy, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:48, closed)

He's great as a moral yard stick
If I was ever to find myself agreeing with anything he says I would have to beat myself to death with the short end of my cock.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:19, closed)

Sounds like you'd die happy
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:59, closed)

I'm very very with you on the Jan Moir front. It seems her job is just to offend people who really don't need offending...
(epinephrine, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:37, closed)