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And can I get loadsa salt and vinegar on my ships please?
( snee held his breath since, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 9:52, 1 reply)

Naw
But ye cun huv Salt 'n' Sauce.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 10:03, closed)

Salt n Sauce?
Wha?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:32, closed)

In an Edinburgh chippy you'll be offered salt and sauce
The sauce in question is known as 'chippy sauce' and is a vinegar-based condiment. Other condiments are available on request.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Nov 2010, 13:57, closed)

Ahh
Thank you for the info!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:40, closed)

"Other condiments are available on request"
Indeed for example if you ask for vinegar, the person serving you will scowl at you, mutter "English bastard" then disappear to the back of the shop and return five minutes later and slam a bottle of vinegar down onto the counter.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 6:27, closed)

A bit of
chicken salt maybe too.

Scottish chip shops are wondrous but confusing places.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:35, closed)

edinburgh cunts
do salt n sauce , but it's wrong
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 11:45, closed)