Free Pizza
Used to own a ground floor flat with a huge bay window. The window looked onto a few parking spaces and then a hedge which blocked people on the road from seeing in. As most of the other folks living in the flats were home and parked of an evening Mrs arsefez and I thought nothing of wandering past our window in various states of undress.

Of a Thursday we generally ordered a pizza from our local Dominos (other pizza chains also available). As we ordered regularly we assumed that faster delivery and free sides etc were merely a 'thank you for eating so much pizza fatso' gift....

Turned out when a mate of mine got a job there, that whenever a certain address ordered pizza of a Thursday there was a race to deliver because the woman that lived there was always wondering around topless.

Told the wife... brief embarrassment followed... then she smiled and said 'free pizza bargain!'

That was 10 years ago...

Looking at her now, should've put a stop to it. The only thing she or I get free now are weight watchers leaflets!!!
( arsefez is back, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 15:31, 1 reply)

alright psychochomp, nice to have you back

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 21:35, closed)