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Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."

What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?

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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)

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I was on the Dover to Calais ferry
with two blokes, both called Ian, both had been stripped of their peerages for running their tongues along the outside of a bar

they were my worst pub-lick trans-port ex-peer Ians
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:29, 8 replies)

...
lolminge?

*she asked hopefully*
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:55, closed)

Too early
If this were 4chan I would now post a picture of slowpoke strangling rapidash.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:00, closed)

if this was 4chan then I wouldn't be posting here
I like my b3ta uncontaminated by paedophilic hentai

the less b3ta has to do with that pack of shit the better
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:04, closed)

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I'm sorry, I forgot that the internet was serious business.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:09, closed)

Pun
OK, the lolbzz bit is just silly.

But the pun was superb. Have a click
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:26, closed)

Of all the shit QOTW puns...
...this is undoubtedly one of the least funny. I mean, they all make me cringe but that's something special.

Yeah I know I don't have to read it, but ffs... have some self respect ;-)
(keyboardman, Thu 29 May 2008, 20:20, closed)

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:24, closed)

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:21, closed)

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