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[insert retrospection]
[insert lengthy ramble]
[insert sex and/or masturbation reference]
[insert long-winded build up]
[insert dreadful pun]
[insert value and unit of measurement/comparative reference]
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:03, closed)

Clearly this is the ultimate winner here

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:05, closed)

it works on a number of levels,
over and over again
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:05, closed)

It's like a lift installation engineer.

( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:09, closed)

it's like your mum
that time in the multi-storey carpark.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:10, closed)

I'm desperately trying to hold back the tears of laughter
And I can't think of a decent riposte.
( althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:14, closed)

Well that's saved me a job for this week...

Cheers!
( Pooflake , for imsomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:09, closed)

Nice!
But did you get the idea from this post (which I used as a template for one of my posts)?
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:48, closed)

no

( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:51, closed)

I dislike your post
but I absolutely love your sig,
so that's ok.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:02, closed)

That's nice.
I feel both abused and yet loved.
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:35, closed)