A frog
walks into a bank.

He goes up to the counter and speaks to the cashier, a Miss Patricia Wakk.

He says, 'My name is Kermit Jagger, I want a loan of a million pounds. I have this china cow as collateral.'

She says, 'well, I will have to speak to the manager, this is most unusual.'

The manager comes over and Patricia says 'This is Kermit Jagger, he wants a loan, but all he has is this cow thing, I don't even know what it is'

The manager says 'It's a knick knack, Patty Wakk, give the frog a loan, his old man's a rolling stone'




(This is going to be painful by this time next week isn't it?)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, 3 replies)

Fuck me...
that is brilliantly awful!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:32, closed)

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Marvelous
(Go on , touch it, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:10, closed)

In my bookshop days
The most commonly stolen books were for some reason by sixties deadbeats and poets. We really couldn't hang onto them. And every time they went missing, I would find myself humming 'Someone's nicked Jack Kerouac, give a dog a bone'.

True story and therefore slightly less genius...
Click for effort :)
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:00, closed)